Girlfriend makes guy choose between her and the dog. He knows just what to do

The dog is man's best friend, right? So what happens when his girlfriend doesn't like the dog and wants it gone? This guy knows exactly what to do. Just put an ad online and wait for someone to take her away.
But before you raise your hackles over this story, read on.
"My girlfriend does not like my beagle, Molly. So I have to rehome her," reads his ad on Craigslist. And then he goes on to describe her, both her good points and her bad, and offers her to the first taker.
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Molly is the sad-looking beagle in the ad placed by an unknown Roanoke, Virginia man. But keep reading, because it soon becomes obvious that it isn't Molly he's rehoming!
He describes her as a "purebred," but he doesn't say a purebred what! When you realize it's his gold-digging girlfriend he's advertising to dump, it gets funnier from there.
"Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down," his ad reads. He describes her as liking to play games, but not totally trained.
In an update, he reveals she has been rehomed, to her "original breeders" (her parents), and I'm sure he and Molly are a much happier couple now.
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So watch out, all you ladies (and gents) who don't like your significant other's pet. You never know who will get the boot if there's a problem child in the mix!
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